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Hmm. Such a cool new toy I got. Don't you think?

What? You don't like it? I think it's awesome. Can't wait to use it.

It's like, what, average? At best? What, you can't take average?

Oh, you think it was for you? You thought it was for my girlfriends?

And I'm quite convinced you're going to be able to take this.